Occupational Perogatives

You've probably asked yourself "Bastard if you're so brilliant why do you work in a call center?" my standard reply is: FUCK YOU that's why.  However, that would be an incomplete answer.  The reasons for earning my dollar at the call center is as follows:

A) Damn good money for a 22 year old dude.  I get paid more than enough to pay my bills, rent, and party 'nuff said.
B) It's perfect for setting myself up for college.  The call center not only has tuition benefits, but also will allow me time to basically hit the ripe ol' age of 25 (why 25?  That is the age I'm considered an independent as far as state aid goes).  Basically, I am not walking out of college with a huge load of debt.  As far as I'm concerned, I will make that journey through more economic means, even if that means holding off higher education.
C)I still don't fucking know what I want for a career.  I would like to pursue a number of different avenues for the career path, but to be honest I'm too scatter brained at this point to care.  Personal Trainer? Sure.  Run a gym? Sounds good!  Do IT work?  Sounds lucrative.  Talk to me when I'm feeling more inspired and level headed about a career path.
D)I've scored weekends off.
E)I'm good at my job.  I can charm the pants off of anybody even you crotchety old bastards.  You may hate your cell carrier but you will end up loving me.
G)I can have a beard, tattoos, and piercings
F)Fuck you that's why

Looking damn fine: